awesome quotes

Ok so normally I put these in a nice little box off to the right here >>>>>

But today I have to get more than one and I didn't want them to get swept under the rug and not properly acknowledged.

All of them are classic Groucho Marx . Which C'mon!! Classic humor is way better than most of the drek you find today. And with that I give you some of the best one liners.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.


Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?


I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.


Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.