So when you have babies, you baby proof your house with all of the obvious dangers. Guns, knives, Chinese throwing stars. These are the obvious things that would clearly hurt a baby.
Ok having said that. I want to point your attention to the not so obvious.....
When learning to walk and walk well, you must take a few tumbles along the way.
When taking said tumbles.....try not to fall cheek bone first into the edge of a laundry basket in the middle of the floor. Because you wouldn't want to end up with an enormous shiner that just looks downright suspicious would you?
Laundry basket - 1
Peanut - 0