Scrubs - Musical Poop Song

Ok so if you know me...you know I have a freakish love of musical theater. But I also love me some Scrubs. (One of the funniest show on TV)

So this is pretty much right up my alley. (No pun intended)

It's from a couple seasons back, but classic none the less.

Playing hostage?

So I see Sunshine out of thew corner of my eye attempting to navigate her way through the dining room while blindfolding herself with her own belt. Completely unsure if I should even ask...I push ahead and ask anyway.

Me-"what on Earth are you doing?"
Sunshine-"cooking."
Me-"???!!"
Sunshine-"And people make me do stuff but they don't let me see so I can get home"
Me-"what? Who is not letting you see?"
Sunshine-"The bad guys that talk funny."
Me-(so at this point my mind is going in all sorts of weird places because at this moment I realize that maybe she has somehow been exposed to some bit of TV or news footage involving a hostage scene or something. We are really careful about what they see, but sometimes you can't put them in a complete bubble.....wait why would she be taken hostage and then be forced to cook?)
Me-"why are they making you cook?"
Sunshine-"Because I am a chef. I have a rat under my hat that is the real cook."
Me- "OOOOOHHH!!!! Like in Ratatouille!!!! Now it all makes sense!!"

**Note if you have not seen this movie, it has a scene in it where the main character keeps a rat under his chef hat and blindfolds himself so that the rat can be the real cook. It really doesn't make any sense when I explain it I know, but go see the movie. It's cute.


I mean I know my daughter is very imaginative and reenacts all sorts of scenes from movies. I for the life of me could not figure out what was going on here. I do however think it's funny that my mind goes to the worst case scenario and begin pondering how my little Sunshine is going to need years of therapy to undo all the damage I've done by carelessly letting her watch whatever is on. Well good. Just a Disney movie. Crisis averted....for now.

update...

So I just had to add this as a side note/update. Bug was just watching himself on the video I took and he was totally picking it apart and critiquing himself.

Bug-"oh man! I wasn't loud enough"

"I missed my mark and came in too late"

"Sunshine and Peanut are playing in the background and making too much noise. We need to do it over to get it just right."

Me- "yeah I think it's just fine nobody will really care."

Bug-"see what we need is a fog machine....."

LOL!!!!

He's made mostly of Awesome!!!

So Bug is going through this thing where he is really getting into music. Not only listening to it, but preforming as well. It goes without saying that he listens to the music that we listen to. Because naturally we have awesome taste in music and pride ourselves on being music snobs. It just is what it is...get over it. So my husband loads up his MP3 player with the best music has to offer. Think of it like our own school of rock.

We have strict rules in this house. Classic rock is strictly respected and newer rock must be truly extraordinary to be taken seriously. No top 40 is ever allowed in our house. (Although sometimes I listen in the car...by myself...with the windows up...in shame) Like I said , we are total snobs. We're pretty zen with it, so whatever.

Anyway, back to Bug, so he's rocking out with his MP3 player, singing along and doing some fierce "air guitar". When I see him scan the room frantically. Then he finds himself a little plastic guitar. (Which by the way used to be mine when I was little. If you look closely, you'll see a rocking picture of Shaun Cassidy on the front and all the strings got broken sometime around 1978 so it doesn't even work, but for whatever reason the kids love it) He grabs his guitar, kicks stuff off a footstool, hops up and voila....a mini concert.

Whats also funny about this is he singing a "White Stripes " song called "Seven Nation Army". But he insists on calling it the "Salvation Army". We have tried to set him straight, but what can you do?

He cracks me up. Also note the shout out to God when he's done. He's totally ready for Rock stardom.

"Doctor, Doctor, ...it only hurts when I do this...."

This is what happens when you give an extreme animal lover a Doctor's kit for Christmas. I knew it would only be a matter of time before she was giving "jorge" the giraffe CPR.

....Well she checked all his vitals....it was his only option. It was touch and go for a while, but she pulled him through. She is the best in her field.............


So I says Doctor, doctor...I think I'm going crazy....one minute I think I'm a tee pee....the next I think I'm a wigwam. The Doctor says your problem here is you're too tents (tense)

.....wakka wakka.....

Beach pictures!!

So I realize it would take far too long to explain all of these pictures from our grand getaway.(That and frankly, who cares except those involved, but luckily those involved read this blog.) But instead I thought maybe someone might be interested in a slideshow. However if you are not, now would be an excellent time to check out. I wouldn't hold it against you. Although if you have been reading my blog thus far , you are aware of my complete narcissism and my need to show the world just all the super cute things my kids do on a daily basis. So get over it.

Having said that....I will give a couple descriptions....The ones that look like we were bowling in the living room are actually us playing our new Wii. For the 3 people on planet Earth that don't know what that is, it's an interactive video game system that makes you move around as if you were actually playing the sport. It's really fun......Also, there is one of Peanut where it looks like he is strapped to a chair. Well that is pretty much what is going on there. Our house came with a lot of things, but a high chair was not one of them. So we improvised. It worked just fine. It's just a little ghetto.

Enjoy!

Back from the beach

So my family and I have been at the beach for the past 4 days. We just got back this afternoon. My in-laws rented out a beach house between Lincoln City and Depot bay. It was enormous. We had room for my whole family, my Mother and Father in law and my Sister in law. Really we had at least 2 or 3 full size beds left over.

We had a lot of fun doing a whole lot of nothing. The kids played in this giant house hide and seek or whatever. I did a lot of scrapbooking and got caught up on my magazine reading. Mr. jaxonfive worked on his music and in between all that we played a lot of video games. But that is a story for another post.

The house was part of a hotel complex, so we got to use their pool (which the kids and I loved, but I couldn't convince Mr. Grumpy pants (The Mr.) that it wasn't too cold) plus we were ocean front so we could just take a walk and we were on the beach. Ok, granted it's December on the Oregon coast (Brrrrr) but we bundled up and had us a great time.

I have way more pictures and stories, I just thought for now I'll just get some of the highlights up for now and I'll sort through the rest tonight. My best posts come when I don't have kids in my hair. And we all know that doesn't come until like midnight, after the last potty break and glass of water.

So stay tuned......

Little girls....

Little girls are sooo much fun. not that the boys aren't fun too, but there's something awesome about totally not being able to play with princess dolls without wearing the proper princess attire.
I was just getting us ready to go to the beach and she went off and played quietly by herself. she does this a lot. But when I go to find her...this is what I find.

What a nut :)

Zoo Lights

So tonight we got all bundled up and went out to the zoo lights. Our zoo goes really elaborate on the lights and it's really cool. We have a membership, so we go a lot and have been watching them put up lights and get geared up for it. They start putting up lights in about September. You can practically see the lights from space. They also have a little steam train that goes all around the zoo and light exhibits. You don't really see any animals, but the lights are the main attraction.

It was really cold, so we only stayed for about an hour or so. Good thing we have a pass. That is exactly why we have the pass , so we don't have to see everything every time. If we need to leave early, we don't have to tough it out to get our money's worth.

I got a lot of really cool pictures though!

Now I need to spend the rest of my evening packing for our beach trip. My in laws are renting out a house right on the shore for 4 days. We have been looking foreword to it for months. It's a nice little getaway in the winter. I'm pretty sure we will still have Internet there, so I'll try to post along the way.

Wow!.....No words.....

This is wicked awesome if you know my daughter. She is one of those kids who was just born cool. I very rarely "catch her in the act" of just being a silly kid. She is always composed and and never just acts like a spaz.

But today my husband caught a rare glimpse of her. She was playing with one of her new Christmas toys and singing along to the demo song. But what is funny is she doesn't realize just how loud she is singing. She cracks me up.

Although I think my favorite part here is when she has to take a break in the middle to get a drink. She doesn't want to miss a beat so she stops the music, then resumes like nothing happened. What a nut :)