Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Ninja post - This is a cry for help!

This is Jaqui's husband asking for help.



She is way too obsessed with this Twilight series.



We need to instruct her in the proper ways of the vampyre.



Help me explain that one of these following vampires doesn't belong:























Help me explain that even these:








Are better then this:







We still have 3 movies to go, people. I don't know how much more I can stand.

17 comments:

Jax said...

Oh shut your hole!!! You are just jealous that you don't sparkle!!

Now leave me be in my obsession!

Ps...count chocula was a nice touch.

Mari said...

Well, I hear vampires sparkle in sunlight, and Count Chocula's cereal sparkles with sugar. Seems consistent to me...

Jax said...

tiny little sparkles. You know what I'm talking about Rhandi!

Anonymous said...

I hear REAL vampires shop at Hot Topic and wear plastic teeth...

Rhandi said...

OMG... high-five on the Tiny Little Sparkles, Jax! I DO know EXACTLY what you're talking about.

I wonder if J would protest this much if he actually read the books himself. Hmmm... I mean, I'm pretty sure it won't happen, but I still wonder.

Jax said...

Sadly....I did make him read the first one. He didn't hate it, but it was clearly written for a teenage girl. He didn't have many points of reference. He was ready for glittery unicorns to jump out of the page.

I give him props for trying through. However now he has ammo to make fun of my obsession all the more :)

Rhandi said...

Hahahahaaaaa unicorns hahahahaaaa

Yeah, major props to J for at least giving the book a shot.

Shanna said...

LOVE the books! *IF* they film out here again want to come stalk them with me? I know of some places we can go to see Bella's house hehe.

Shanna said...

Oh that that was meant for you Jaqui :)

Jax said...

Yes Yes!!! I was thinking of coming out there and just driving around to see if anything looked familiar. I mean how big of a town is it?
I would love to have a guide!

Email me direct so your info isn't public. My email is jaqualyn@gmail.com.

Yay!!

Rhandi said...

Ummm... I wanna go!

Jax said...

I got me a car...it seats about twenty.

No really I do. I'm thinking we need to make a big girls field trip of it.

Shanna said...

How fun! I will email you now!

Rhandi said...

O... M... G!
If you mean for me to be included in that girls field trip, I swear I'm gonna pee my pants (although, not in your B-52's car!).

Looks like J's "NINJA POST" resulted in the opposite effect he was going for. It just brought us ridiculous Sparkly Vampire Stalkers closer together! :) hahaha

Kristin Coppee said...

WOOHOO! Another one bites the dust! Welcome to the vampire fan club. I'm so obsessed with it, I wrote a song for the next movie, New Moon. My band is recording it within the next few weeks and we're submitting it. Wish me luck!

Jax said...

OMG!!! You are my new favorite band!! That's awesome!!

Jax said...

Oh and also, I now MUST hear said song. Please to me telling me where I can find it :)

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