So last week I got a new purse because the one that I had been using was just too big and I suspected I was toting around far more stuff than I really needed.
So I emptied it out. Normally this isn't really cause for a write up and pictures. (I have a boring life, but not THAT boring) But this I thought spoke volumes of the silly happenings in my life.
This is what I found.....
- 11 tubes of lipstick (because you just never know)
- 4 cosmetic bags with misc. things like lotion and perfume samples
- 3 books (when 1 is never enough)
- 2 contact cases
- 1 package of Kleenex
- 1 checkbook
- 1 wallet
- 2 emery boards
- 4 packs of Tylenol
- 1 Tupperware container of medicated lotion
- 6 pens
- 4 packets of Hydroxycut
- 1 mini video camera (you never know when someone goes all Rodney King and you need a video camera)
- 1 package of Tums
- 2 pair of plastic potty training pants
- 1 mini Edward doll
I know that everyone has done this but the combination of all this stuff made me laugh.Seriously I have the most bizarre life :)
3 comments:
As I was reading the list, I was holding my breath, hoping that mini-Edward would make an appearance. And thankfully, he did. All is well with the universe. Good day.
You make me want to go empty out my purse. It's not even really a purse. It belongs on a hiking trip to Mt. Hood. I don't know what my problem is.
Hello Mary Poppins! DANG! All you really need is something big enough to carry your credit cards and that Edward doll. Seriously.
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